The Crooks of Hayse

Jack Scott
2 min readMar 12, 2021

This crazy story I’m about to tell is one you will need to buckle up. There once was a Taco John’s in Hayes, Kansas.

It was an ordinary summer's day and a new Taco John’s was just built. They had a few customers a day mostly being people going to or coming from Colorado. So if someone was stealing or doing anything from the taco place it would probably go unnoticed.

So one day the owner, J Stew, was setting up in the morning because he and his son were the only workers at the place. He came across the section where the taco meat and lettuce are made. He noticed that something was off because half of the meat and all of the lettuce were gone. That was impossible to happen because they didn’t get enough business for half of the meat to be gone. J Stew just brushed it off and forgot about it.

A week went by and everything was completely normal. But they had a matte black charger with tinted windows that would drive around at least twice a day. The guys in the car would sit in the parking lot for around an hour and to what it seemed they would plot something.

J Stew started to sleep in the store with his son just to make nothing would happen. But the second night they were there almost asleep on one of the booths when they heard a creak on the door.

J Stew as the brave man he is went with him and only his fists to take care of this issue. He walks to the back where he heard the noise. Turns out it was four kids from his son's school. They looked like the kids who were picking on his son. So J Stew dealt with them accordingly he hit one of them with the Wuxi finger and hit them with a scadooch. They immediately were knocked out for an hour, it wasn’t very of J Stew to do what he did after but he had to teach them a lesson he took his tattoo gun and gave them a ton of face tattoos.

J Stew was known as a hero in the town and Taco John’s was the new place to go and business has been good ever since. And that is the story of J Stew.

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